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01 January 2020 @ 08:19 pm
Hello~! This is Candyland's fic-blog. Normal real-life stuff and fandom ponderances can be found on [info]candy__chan. This journal is lurker-friendly, and also open for friending. Feedback is always welcome!


Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR

~ Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn




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Works in progress... )
 
 
Candyland
02 September 2009 @ 09:17 am
Title: What You Wish For
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Romance
Wordcount: 2992
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Chapter 7: Up Above the World You Fly )
 
 
Candyland
02 September 2009 @ 09:12 am
Title: A Perfect Act
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Drama/Angst
Wordcount: 5840
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Part IV: Bows )
 
 
Candyland
02 September 2009 @ 09:10 am
Title: Of Pirates and Pearls
Fandom: Torchwood/Pirates of the Caribbean
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crossover
Wordcount: 525
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, yay!

Of Pirates and Pearls )
 
 
Candyland
02 September 2009 @ 09:07 am
Title: Misery Loves Company
Fandom: Fatal Frame
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Wordcount: 490
Disclaimer: I don't own Fatal Frame. Spoilers for all four rituals.

Misery Loves Company )
 
 
 
Candyland
28 August 2009 @ 07:42 am
Title: One at a Time
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan
Fandom: Fatal Frame III: There is a manor that exists in dreams where a person can meet the souls of their departed loved ones. There’s also a topless blue woman covered in tattoos who will place the Tattoo Curse on you. And then you die. Hope you’ve got the Camera Obscura ready, Rei!
Wordcount: 810
Taunt: My fandom has ink that would put a biker to shame.

One at a Time )
 
 
Candyland
Title: Long Arm of the Law
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts: The bear and bird duo must take on Gruntilda in a word put together by the Lord of Games, aka LOG, who has plunked them there for a final showdown with their age-old rival. It’s one big vehicle section, so start your engines, folks!
Wordcount: 189
Taunt: My fandom proves once and for all that I can’t drive.

Long Arm of the Law )
 
 
Candyland
24 August 2009 @ 11:30 pm
Title: April Fool
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Torchwood: Led by an immortal captain, the crew of Torchwood seeks to protect the world from horrors like aliens and time travel and monsters and a lack of sex. Especially the last one.
Wordcount: 772
Taunt: My fandom has me too busy ogling the cute boys kissing to come up with a proper taunt.

April Fool )
 
 
Candyland
23 August 2009 @ 12:23 pm
Title: Blame It On the Movies
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Invader Zim: An incompetent alien invader comes to Earth to conquer it, mostly so his leaders (the Almighty Tallest) can get rid of him. He brings with him a robot named Gir, who is obsessed with tacos and pigs, and faces off against a kid named Dib, who is Earth’s only hope. In short, we’re screwed.
Wordcount: 398
Taunt: My fandom’s gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom…

Blame It On the Movies )
 
 
Candyland
18 August 2009 @ 08:08 am
Title: A Perfect Act
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: R (rating jump for this chapter)
Genre: Drama/Angst
Wordcount: 6857
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Part II: Performance )
 
 
Candyland
13 August 2009 @ 09:32 am
Title: Have to Start Somewhere
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia: A spin-off of the popular game series. As a newly minted Pokemon Ranger, it is your goal to figure out why all the Pokemon are going crazy and how it all ties in with the big, totally non-threatening corporation. Along the way, you’ll help people. Because seriously, no one here can do anything for themselves.
Wordcount: 668
Taunt: My fandom really goes in circles.

Have to Start Somewhere )
 
 
Candyland
01 August 2009 @ 10:37 pm
Title: Fitting
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: The Princess Bride: After her true love Westley is killed by pirates, a beautiful young man named Buttercup becomes engaged to a prince. Except Westley’s alive and he wants Buttercup back. There’s also a Spanish swordsman, a giant, a miracle worker, a guy with six fingers, and more memorable quotes than you can shake a stick at.
Wordcount: 685
Taunt: Hallo. My fandom’s name is Inigo Montoya. You kill its father. Prepare to die.

Fitting )
 
 
Candyland
14 July 2009 @ 08:54 pm
Title: A Perfect Act
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Angst
Wordcount: 6780
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Part II: Performance )
 
 
Candyland
09 July 2009 @ 08:53 pm
Title: What You Wish For
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Romance
Wordcount: 4021
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Chapter 6: How I Wonder What You Are )
 
 
Candyland
08 July 2009 @ 09:29 pm
Title: Trial by Fire
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Valdemar: Part of a world called Velgarth, created in a series of books by Mercedes Lackey. The land is patrolled by specially chosen people called Heralds, who have special mental Gifts, and their horse-like Companions. There are other lands in the world, including Karse, Rethwellan, and Hardorn.
Wordcount: 2761
Taunt: My fandom may or may not be reading your mind.

Trial by Fire )
 
 
Candyland
Title: Differences Between Dreams and Reality
Fandom: Detective Academy Q
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Romance
Wordcount: 2164
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Academy Q. And I can't come up with even one locked room mystery. Let alone all the ones they figure out on a regular basis.

Differences Between Dreams and Reality )
 
 
Candyland
30 June 2009 @ 09:51 pm
Title: A Perfect Act
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Angst
Wordcount: 4502
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?

Part I: Overture )
 
 
Candyland
06 June 2009 @ 10:30 pm
Title: Zoidia
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Zodiac PI: Lili is a fortune teller and student by day, and an astrological detective by night. Toss in an ornery love interest, a missing mother, a bad guy, and some really adorable chibi zodiac spirits. Mix well and bake at four-fifty for twenty minutes.
Wordcount: 698
Taunt: My fandom is allergic to girls. Quite literally.

Zoidia )
 
 
Candyland
03 June 2009 @ 08:26 pm
Title: Booking It
Author: Candyland ([info]candy__chan)
Fandom: Nancy Drew PC Games: One of the world’s greatest sleuths makes the jump from the page to the computer screen to star in a series of interactive mystery games.
Wordcount: 794
Taunt: My fandom has been going since 1930.

Booking It )