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19 March 2007 @ 08:14 pm
Reality Bites, ch. 3 (DBZ)  
Title: Reality Bites, Chapter 3
Fandom: Dragonball Z
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 8/2/2002 to 8/9/2002
Disclaimer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I do not own DBZ.



"ACK!!"

Goten and Trunks had a fast and painful introduction to the ground. The two kids had been sparring in the air over the forest when something very odd had happened. They had fallen out of the sky, and it seemed like they hit every branch on the way down. Strange…it hurt a lot more than it should have, like they were actually injured or something…

"Owwww…ow ow ow!!!!" Goten sat up, rubbing his head, only to realize that something strange had happened to his hair—it was hanging loosely in front of his face.

Still, it was a better time than Trunks was having. He put one hand on his aching head, and added another unusual occurrence to the growing list of strange things that were happening.

His hair was gone.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he jumped to his feet, ignoring the pain in his back, and clasped both hands over his head. "WHERE’S MY HAIR?!? I’M BALD!!! I LOOK LIKE KRILLEN’S YOUNGER BROTHER!!!!"

"My hair’s really funny," Goten said, pushing the black strands out of his eyes. "Maybe we should go see your mom or talk to Gohan. Maybe they’ll know what’s going on."

"I CAN’T GO OUT LIKE THIS!!!!" Trunks screamed, sounding remarkably like a girl.

"But…we’re already out…" Goten muttered more to himself than to Trunks. The famous look of confusion that he had inherited from his father was plastered onto his face.

Trunks rolled his eyes. "Duh. I meant that I don’t want people to see me looking like this! Wait, I have an idea! Come on, we’ve gotta get to your house pronto!"

The two young half-Saiyans tried to push off into the air in flight, but soon noticed yet another bizarre happening. They couldn’t fly anymore.

"WHAT’S THE DEAL?" Trunks started yelling again, while Goten just stood where he was, looking (you guessed it) confused.