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17 June 2008 @ 10:55 pm
Another Day, Another Defendant (Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton)  
Title: Another Day, Another Defendant
Fandom: Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton
Word Count: 349
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING.



It was official, Phoenix Wright had decided: he was NEVER going to get a break.

As if the crazy thief in white hadn’t been enough (apparently, that Kaitou Kid person had vanished after the second day of the trial, leaving a note in his cell that while it had been entertaining, he was bored and needed to get home to his darling Taskforce and favorite Inspector), he now found himself representing some new nutjob.

This guy was just insane. He looked the part, too. Hair all done up like horns, the crazy moustache, the goatee…he looked like a villain out of some god-awful B-move from the fifties and sixties, one of those megalomaniacal nutjobs who was determined to take over the world in the most unrealistic way possible, usually via the use of a nuclear bomb or some such thing.

And he was supposed to defend this guy?

The charges were…well, there was another weird point. This guy was being charged with what essentially amounted to terrorism, but the actual specifics were that he had taken to the skies in some flying contraption. And from that flying contraption he had lowered a wrecking ball…and destroyed a large tower in some small village.

When he had gone with Maya to the village to look for information, he found himself assailed by a large number of extremely odd villagers, all of whom seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with puzzles. They all said they would talk to him if he would solve this puzzle first. Needless to say, he made a fairly quick exit from that odd little place.

…but judging by Edgeworth’s expression when he mentioned the town (St. Mystere, was it called?), the prosecutor’s experience had been very much the same.

And now he was in court, across the room from Edgeworth. They both looked completely exhausted.

“Court is now in session,” the judge boomed from his perch. “The trial of Don Paolo will now begin.”

“The prosecution is ready, your honor,” Edgeworth replied automatically.

“The defense is—“

“I WILL DESTROY YOU, LAYTON!”

“—contemplating suicide, your honor.”


PS. Can't remember who asked for this one...oh well :D Was fun to write either way. Don Paolo is the most cartoony villain since Professor Rattigan in The Great Mouse Detective. I hope we get more of him in game #2. And the "thief in white" thing is a reference to another crossover I wrote at the same time. Thanks for reading, all! Much love!

 
 
 
Meimi: we're all crazy heremeimi on June 18th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
*DIES*
Candyland: DC: Kaitocandyfics on June 18th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
*REVIVES YOU!* :D
Iriz Crystaliirizcrystali on June 18th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
Absolutely love this! May as well throw in the towel now, Phoenix.
Candyland: RK: Kenshincandyfics on June 18th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
Yup. I think the only way he'd win this one is with an insanity defense. Which might actually be possible... XD

Thanks!
Lucky_Ladybug: zackinsaneladybug on June 18th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC)
**snerk.** Ah, of course Kaitou Kid would up and skip out. I love how you tied the crossovers together. This one is priceless, too! I especially love Phoenix's reaction to the weird village. LOL. And the defendant's outburst in court, prompting Phoenix's last line. So much fun. XD I'm guessing Phoenix will feel like pulling a von Karma by the end and bash his head on the wall.
Candyland: DC: Shounen Tanteicandyfics on June 18th, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
Yup! That's just the way he does things ^_~

Thank you! \o/ Glad you liked :D And yes, I daresay there will be another moment like the infamous von Karma headwall *snickers* Poor Phoenix.
roko_epsilon on June 18th, 2008 05:00 am (UTC)
Oh man that was hilarious xD POOR PHOENIX <33

The question is, did Phoenix actually attempt to solve the puzzles, and if so did he actually solve them? (I can't see him doing too well on that front.)

Edited at 2008-06-18 05:00 am (UTC)
Candyland: PL [Objection!]candyfics on June 18th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
Your icon is WIN XDD

I have no idea if Phoenix even tried. He probably did that face where he's all nervous and sweating bullets and then snuck away ^^;;

Thank you! \o/
roko_epsilon on June 18th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
IT'S BRAND-NEW I JUST STOLE GOT IT. YOUR ICON'S PRETTY WIN TOO.

lol yeah, that'd be so Phoenix. Again, poor him.

You're welcome! /o/
Candyland: AD: Tomo sleepingcandyfics on June 19th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
THANKS! I AM IN FULL SUPPORT OF STEALING GETTING NEW ICONS!

Phoenix is a lovable dork :D That's half the fun!

*waves my arms in the air in a manner that implies that I just do not care!*
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Candyland: PW [I like...]candyfics on June 18th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
IT WAS YOU! *FINGERPOINT OF JUSTICE*

Thank you! :D I had a lot of fun combining the two worlds, even though I think they're technically in different times as well as continents *laugh* And no, I don't think Phoenix or Miles had much luck in St. Mysetere =P

*snickers* Thanks!
I've fallen...and I can't get up.: NO I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENsometimesuhurt on June 18th, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
DUDE

I'm doing a cossover pic for the exchange XD. Awesomeface :D

Also: TOTALLY CUTE
Candyland: PL [Luke]candyfics on June 18th, 2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
I can't WAIT for that! Much awesome! \o/

Thank you! :D
Juneartrica on June 18th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
I love you and your writing.



You're just AMAZING. <3
Candyland: DC: Conan-Kid (Detective and thief)candyfics on June 19th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
Yay! *basks in the love* Thank you! :D
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Candyland: AA [Phoenix]candyfics on July 8th, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you very much \o/ Glad you liked it!
PTPSptps on July 12th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAH CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE, OH PHOENIX, YOU DORK. XD
Candylandcandyfics on July 13th, 2008 05:52 am (UTC)
PHOENIX IS A LOVABLE DORK. OF LOVE :D THANK YOU!
lordofpastries: don paololordofpastries on December 30th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC)
I will draw fanart.

Now.
Candylandcandyfics on January 17th, 2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
I will adore you.

FOREVER ♥