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07 April 2007 @ 08:50 pm
A True Master Thief (DC/MK)  
Title: A True Master Thief
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 9/24/2005 through 12/24/2006 (in Short Stack Stories)
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?



Criminal 1412, alias Kaitou Kid, swept past the crowd, laughing and chatting cheerily at the small army of police officers behind him. In one hand was clutched that evening’s prize, a large, gaudy ruby. He skipped happily, keeping a considerable lead between them.

He scampered around the corner and found himself facing a considerable crowd. Making a split-second decision, he dove in head-first, ducking down low to run through the forest of legs. But as long as he was there, why not cause some chaos?

Various people jumped as the Phantom Thief stole various things from their person.

“Stop, thief!”

“My wallet!”

“My purse!”

“My virginity!”

In spite of the fact that the chase was still on and the police were still after him, Kid skidded to a halt and whirled around, cape billowing dramatically. “Hey, I’m not that good!”