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07 April 2007 @ 09:51 pm
Unlikely Target (DC)  
Title: Unlikely Target
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 9/24/2005 through 12/24/2006 (in Short Stack Stories)
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?



Kaitou KID watched the strange woman in the hat warily. “Hey.”

She looked back at him. “Hello.”

He found himself smiling. “I like the monochromatic thing. It’s a great look.”

She glanced down at her outfit, then gave him a once-over. “Thank you. I like your hat.”

KID chuckled. “Thanks, yours too. Sooooo…what’re you doing, exactly?”

One red-gloved hand tossed her long hair back over her shoulder. “Oh, I was just thinking about stealing that.” Her other hand pointed up at the rather sizable thing in front of them.

His own eyes drifted over the appointed target. “…that’s Tokyo Tower.”

She folded her arms and shrugged. “And your point is?”

He shrugged in suit. “Just thought I’d point it out. So you’re actually going to steal it?”

“Of course.”

“Whatever you say,” he waved a hand. “I don’t take anything larger than my head.”

THE NEXT DAY…


While waiting for class to start, Kuroba Kaito opened his newspaper and skimmed over the various articles. One headline jumped right out at him: CARMEN SANDIEGO STEALS LANDMARK!

He read quickly. Tokyo Tower had been stolen. Apparently, the infamous woman in red had made away with the famous monument during the night. And no one had heard or seen a thing.

Kaito sat back and shook his head incredulously. “Well, I’ll be damned…”

OMAKE


KID: Observe, Keibu, I have nothing up my sleeve…*pulls out an ENORMOUS cloth*