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17 July 2007 @ 10:08 am
In the Closet (Fanfic100)  
Title: In the Closet
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Shinichi, Kaitou Kid (General series)
Prompt: #81—how?
Word Count: 301 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Eh, it could be worse.

This whole night had gone horribly, tragically, awfully wrong somewhere along the line.

What was the tip-off for that statement, you might ask?

Well, for Shinichi, the clear sign that things had gone tremendously awry was that he was currently stuck in a closet with none other than International Criminal 1412, otherwise known to his adoring fans and not-so-adoring Taskforce as the phantom thief Kaitou Kid. Not only that, but their positions (as relative to each other) left a lot to be desired, in Shinichi’s humblest of opinions.

Specifically, Shinichi had his face squished flat against the back wall of the closet, and Kid was squeezed in behind him, pressing right up against him—it really wasn’t a very big closet.

Granted, they had ducked in here to avoid some shooters who thought they were fair game, but still!

This was not a good night. Not at all.

Shinichi fidgeted as much as his current position would allow. “This sucks.”

He felt Kid shrug. “Eh, it could be worse.”

Shinichi would have glared at him if he could’ve turned his head that far, to say nothing of not being able to actually see in the dark. So instead, he just glared at the wall on principle. “Oh really? And how, pray tell, could this be worse?”

There was a beat before Kid replied. “I could be interested,” he said delicately.

It took a moment for Shinichi to realize exactly what the thief meant—though given the way they were standing, it shouldn’t have been that much of a mystery. When the light bulb clicked on (figuratively, not literally—the closet was still quite dark), the Great Detective of the East did something few had ever seen him do before.

He headwalled. “You’re not making the hate go away.”

“…sorry, sweetie.”


PS. I’m blaming this on jeva_chan, even though she had nothing to do with it. Just so everyone knows. EET EEZ TOTALLY HER FAULT!! This was another one of those scenes that was living in the Junk Drawer that is my mind, and I finally decided to just use it somewhere. Hope you enjoyed it!

Thanks for reading, all! Much love!

Fylifyliwionvilyaer on July 17th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)

*focuses really hard on the octane rating of octane, heptane, isooctane.....*

*giggles massively andprobably turns purple from holdingher breath*

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD *giggles harder*
Candyland: DC19 [Kaito: reading]candyfics on July 17th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
*whistles innocently and puts on shiny shiny halo* YOU'LL NEVER PIN ANYTHING ON ME, YOU HEAR ME!!!

*glompluffle* Thanks, sweetie! Glad you liked it!
Aishuuaishuu on July 17th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
*keels over laughing* Really nice twist on the stuck in a closet scenario.
Candyland: DC24 [Shinichi]candyfics on July 17th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D
girlquinn: Harry is confused.girlquinn on July 17th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
I know they're not playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this is kind of hot.

I enjoyed this way too much!! The interaction between these two are so deliciously funny! And if I were Shinichi, I would hope KID was interested. But that's just me. ^__^.
Candyland: DC05 [Aoko]candyfics on July 17th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
Your icon = win!

*giggle* Do you want me to tell you what might be in store for Heiji and Kazuha in the near future? Because that last fic for 30_hugs decided to spawn and demand follow-up, which may or may not involve hotness...

Glad you liked it! And deep down, maybe Shinichi was disappointed ^.~
Dagron a.k.a. Nat': Magic Kaitodagronrat on July 17th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)

Oh poor Shinichi. If they get out of there without any troubles, Kid will be sure to remind him of it at any inoppurtine moment. ♥!
Candyland: DC15 [Detective and thief]candyfics on July 17th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
...now I have a vision of them being on a heist chase.

Kid: Na, na, tantei-san, don't you remember that lovely time we spent in the closet?
Taskforce: ...
Shinichi: ...kill.

*giggle* Thanks!
atiko on July 17th, 2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
MBWAH. xD *bursts out laughing*

Kid has the best lines. Shinichi = pwned. :D
Candylandcandyfics on July 17th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
Thank youuuuuuu~!!! ♥
Jevana: *snerk*jeva_chan on July 17th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
*SNEEEEEEEEERK* I lvoe getting blamed for fics like these.

There was a beat before Kid replied. “I could be interested,” he said delicately.

*more snerkage*
Candyland: DC01 [Kid: Mouthless Wonder]candyfics on July 17th, 2007 10:01 pm (UTC)
You're totally guilty >:D

*glomps* Thanks!
Cherelle_Holmes: Heiji Conan PAT PATcherelle_holmes on July 18th, 2007 12:30 am (UTC)
Thee pure evil! XD
Poor Shinichi!!! But then... *falls over laughing*
This was too great!!
Candyland: DC04 [Gin--Blonde Hair of EVIL]candyfics on July 18th, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
Moo ha ha >:D Thanks, hon! *glomps*
organic steel body: kidinquisitorial on July 18th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
....i want to see what would happen if KID was interested....
Candyland: DC15 [Detective and thief]candyfics on July 18th, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
...you can write it XD I can't write het smut, let alone yaoi ^^;;
organic steel bodyinquisitorial on July 18th, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
...I am half tempted to write it....
Jevana: ...nope nothing...jeva_chan on July 19th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
... I might if you won't. *amused*
Yukirei: ooops...-shinichitantei_kitty on July 18th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
*trying to control laughter*

That was funny, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes...
Now if KID "was" interested, this would be a whole entirely different fic now wouldn't it?...

*goes back to laughing*
Candyland: DC24 [Shinichi]candyfics on July 18th, 2007 03:23 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D :D :D

Someone else can write the alternate ending--as I told inquisitorial, I can barely manage any sort of credible het-smut, let alone yaoi ^^;;