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01 August 2007 @ 09:48 am
Vengeance: Movie Marathon (Fanfic100)  
Title: Vengeance: Movie Marathon
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kaito, Aoko (General series)
Prompt: #6—hours
Word Count: 496 words
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I do not own Detective Conan. It all belongs to Gosho Aoyama. I simply borrow the characters, tie them up, and dance them around like life-sized puppets. I do wish they’d stop complaining.
Summary: Aoko gave Kaito a choice—he could deal with her father, or just with her…

Kaito couldn’t help but feel nervous. Not that he let it show or anything, but this was really as close to full-out petrified as he could ever remembering coming…with the possible exception of a couple incidents involving automatic weapons, but that was a different story all together.

The reason for his current state? There were three, actually.

One: Nakamori Aoko.

Two: Kaitou Kid.

Three: The former now had rather intimate knowledge of the latter.

Hence, Kaito was alarmed and apprehensive as she paced back and forth in front of him, her hands clasped behind her back as she strolled like some plotting drill sergeant. It somehow seemed appropriate to think of her in that way at that moment, considering that she was deciding his fate. His freedom hinged on her decision…but it felt like he had been waiting for quite a while.

Finally, she stopped and looked down at him from her suddenly-imposing height. Or maybe it was just that she was standing while he was sitting. “Kaito,” she thundered—had she always been able to do that, he wondered? “You have to pay. But I’m feeling very generous, so I’m going to give you two options. Number one—you can suffer at my father’s hands, and you know exactly what that means. Number two—you can let me pick your penalty, which means Dad won’t know…but I promise you it won’t be pretty. Take your pick.”

He pondered about two seconds before he answered. “You.” He knew that whatever she would come up with would be absolutely horrible, but if it meant keeping his freedom…he would just have to suck it up and suffer through it.

Still, when Aoko smirked in a manner far too like himself to be comfortable, he wondered if maybe he should have just risked jail time. “All right. Let’s get to it.”


When Kaito’s mother came home, she found a rather surprising sight: namely, Aoko had Kaito bound on the couch…and she seemed to be sitting on his back to keep him in place. And Kaito himself was pale and wide-eyed and babbling like a lunatic. He seemed a hair away from frothing at the mouth.

Before she could even ask, Aoko piped up. “He’s being punished.”

His mother moved further into the room to see what exactly had induced this state of psychosis in her son. She found her explanation when she saw what was playing on the television screen; it certainly did explain a few things. “How long has this…punishment been going on?”

“A few hours,” Aoko replied cheerily. “We’ve watched A Shark Tale and The Little Mermaid, and now we’re watching Finding Nemo.” She paused. “You know, he really shouldn’t have kept that secret from me.” She paused again, and grinned before leaning down to sing softly at Kaito. “Under da sea…”

Still pinned to the couch cushions, Kaito finally gave up and passed out. Unconsciousness was his friend—it protected him from Aoko’s fishy wrath.

PS. I don’t know why this amused me as much as it did. But I think this might be a mini-series—and by mini, I mean I have exactly one other idea for it. So if you can think of some other way along this same line that Aoko might punish Kaito with fishy vengeance for not telling her about Kid, feel free to share!

Thanks for reading, all! Much love!

Cherelle_Holmes: Heiji 100% Innocent!cherelle_holmes on August 1st, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
This is the best punishment EVER!!!
*Is still laughing her head off* ...Lovellllyyy~!!!
Embersoulembersoul on August 1st, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)
OMG! That's hilarious!!! XDDDDDDDDD Can't stop laughing...
This has made my day^^
Candyland: DC25 [Shounen Tantei]candyfics on August 2nd, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D :D :D
Candyland: DC06 [Heiji-Shinichi: Young and aggressicandyfics on August 2nd, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Thanks bunches!

I have another idea for a similar fic. Wouldn't mind making it into a mini-series...got any thoughts on how else Aoko could torment Kaito with fish-related things?
Cherelle_Holmes: Heiji Conan PAT PATcherelle_holmes on August 2nd, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
Hehe evil XD

Öhm, i am sure Aoko could use everything to torment him!
Like wearing fish panies 24/7, drag him into sea world, change her (and his XD) mobile phone song into "Under the sea", eat as much and as often as she can sushi (Of corse he has to be around when she does!), buy all kind of Accessoires with fishies on it (for school: Pencils, pencil case, rubbers ect... and private: earrings, bags, t-shirts and so on... there's lots of stuff out there XD), give him lovely gifts on christmas, valentines day, birthday ect. (yes... fish stuff... always fish stuff!)... oi, if i'll think this over, then I feel sorry for Kaito XD does he really deserve that!? *get's knocked down by Aoko's mop* ...okay, he does -_-" *rubs bump on her head*
Embersoul: gigglesembersoul on August 2nd, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
I have an idea :DDDD You know how they give out chocolates on Valentines day-will what if Aoko gave him a fish shaped chocolate??? huh?^^
Cherelle_Holmes: Heiji Wooooowcherelle_holmes on August 2nd, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
That's what I was hinting at o.o
Embersoulembersoul on August 3rd, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
oooooo~ we think alike. Scary~
by the way, I absolutleu love~ your drawings. You are very talented!
Yukirei: KID- WTF icon!tantei_kitty on August 2nd, 2007 12:12 pm (UTC)
So CUTE!!! This is the lovely humor side of Aoko finding out about Kaito's secret! So very cute! And funny, couldn't stop laughing!

Candyland: DC01 [Kid: Mouthless Wonder]candyfics on August 2nd, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you!! ^____^ I just thought it would be funny if she decided to handle things herself, instead of all the angst and drama :3 I have one more idea along these lines, too...looking for more *halo*

Icon love! ~♥
girlquinngirlquinn on August 2nd, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
Oh god. I had this sad image of Kaito in fetal position on the couch before he was rendered unconscious. What Aoko did was cruel, but he kinda deserved it. And Kaito + fish is always a funny combination, so thanks for that!

And I agree with the above comments. Especially a trip to Sea World or something. And suddenly, this visual jumped in my head.

With a harness tied around Kaito's torso and Aoko holding tightly onto the leash end, she tugged him in her desired direction. "Ooh! Let's go to the exhibit and feed the fish!"

"Are you insane?!?" he exclaimed while crouched down, knees to his chest, hoping that the position would prevent any movement to anywhere.

Meanwhile, the distance voice of a passerby hit his ears. "Mommy, why is that man wearing a leash?"

"Er... I don't know why, dear. Don't stare, let's go."

"Don't babies wear those things so they won't get lost? Haha, he must be stupid like a baby!!" the child laughed while licking his ice cream.

As if on cue, Aoko tugged on the leash, making Kaito lose his footing momentarily and then scuffling to regain it. Kaito cursed under his breath, musing whether he should send one of his doves out to shove the kid's soft serve in his face, but his plan was foiled as Aoko gave the leash a hefty pull, dragging him to his doom.

And cut! I've said too much.
Cherelle_Holmes: Heiji OMG!!!cherelle_holmes on August 2nd, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
Thank you, now i've got that image in my head! XD
M.O.N.A.: Hey Fatso!-Cran_mouri82 on August 9th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
ROFLWTIES = Rolling on the floor laughing with tears in eyes!
Candyland =^.^=candy__chan on August 9th, 2007 03:14 am (UTC)
...this is actually going to be a mini-series--I've already got the next one done and ready to rock ^^;; *laugh* MORE KAITO TORTURE FOR THE WIN!! *does a jig* And that scene is oh-too-priceless!!

Thanks, hon! n.n