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26 June 2008 @ 10:49 pm
Mastermind (Ace Attorney)  
Title: Mastermind
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the Ace Attorney series. I just sit back and enjoy TEH LAWYER GHEY :D

No one could believe it, particularly not the attornies responsible for uncovering the conspiracy. Now the group, representing both past and present, watched in shock.

“I don’t believe it…” Apollo murmured, unconsciously voicing the thoughts of everyone present. “All this time…the mastermind of all those crimes…it was you?” The Judge?”

Now with snazzy matching bracelets to compliment his black robes, the Judge glared. “Yes, it was me! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you pesky lawyers,” he glanced at one of the assembled people, “and that scruffy dog of yours!”

Gumshoe whimpered.

PS. Blame for this goes to Kat, to whom Gumshoe was described as “He’s like a puppy. I just want to hug him. And then spray him with a hose. And add soap. And rinse.” Poor Gumshoe. Thanks for reading my little drabble attack! Much love!

marsdejahthorismarsdejahthoris on June 27th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
*dies* Oh lord. This is especially amusing because, well, judges in Japan have a reputation similar to lawyers here in the States, IE being slimy and easily corrupted. The Scooby-Doo bit had me on the ground, though.
Candylandcandyfics on June 28th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
...I did not know that, but it does add another angle of humor! *laugh* Thank you! \o/
marsdejahthorismarsdejahthoris on June 29th, 2008 05:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's why the judge is so easily swayed in these games, because that's the Japanese stereotype.