Candyland (candyfics) wrote,

Long Arm of the Law (Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts)

Title: Long Arm of the Law
Author: Candyland (candy__chan)
Fandom: Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts: The bear and bird duo must take on Gruntilda in a word put together by the Lord of Games, aka LOG, who has plunked them there for a final showdown with their age-old rival. It’s one big vehicle section, so start your engines, folks!
Wordcount: 189
Taunt: My fandom proves once and for all that I can’t drive.

It was one of those surreal little moments that leaves a spectator wondering, even hours later, if they actually saw it. But it was real, true, and it was definitely happening.

Mumbo was gaping from beneath his skull mask, the wrench hanging limply in his hand. Beside him on the pavement, still in her backpack, Kazooie watched mournfully as the events unfolded in front of them. It was unreal. There was no way this was happening.

Even Gruntilda seemed a bit stunned by what she was seeing. Long though their rivalry had been, she had always thought her victory would be something a bit more glamorous than this. Definitely involving bear and bird destruction, and possibly involving a lot more explosions. Gruntilda liked explosions.

Still, they were all ultimately powerless and unable to do anything but watch in dismay as the police car sped away with their friend (or enemy, in Gruntilda’s case) handcuffed in the back.

Life in Spiral Mountain would certainly never be the same again. Not after Banjo had found himself placed under arrest for speeding, reckless driving, and operating a motor vehicle without a license.

PS. Yay for crack ! Thanks for reading!

Tags: 100fandomhell, fandom: banjo-kazooie, misc: one-shot

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