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02 April 2007 @ 09:58 pm
12 Days of Ficmas, Bonus Day: All I Want for Christmas  
Title: All I Want for Christmas
Author: Candyland
Theme: Bonus mini-fic!
Series: Detective Conan
Pairing: Hattori Heiji/Toyama Kazuha
Rating: PG
Warnings: This one is just for fun.
Disclaimer of Evil: I don’t own Detective Conan. All characters and concepts are the sole property of Gosho Aoyama. I merely borrow them and make them my love slaves…ahem.

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you…

Kazuha stared. She couldn’t help it.

After all, it wasn’t every Christmas that she came downstairs and found a pajama-clad Heiji bound and gagged and extremely irritated under their Christmas tree. She was too startled to laugh, so she set about releasing him from his bonds.

“What happened?” she asked, pulling away the last cord—it wasn’t rope, it was too smooth. Nothing that would chafe the wrists, and please no one take that in anyway other than the way it’s intended to be taken, thank you.

“I’m just walking down the hall, in my own house, minding my own business,” he huffed, “when this big fat guy in a red suit jumped me and stuffed me in a bag. Next thing I know, I wake up there, like that!” He gestured towards the vicinity of the Christmas tree, scowling.

Kazuha blushed. Apparently, Santa had taken her quite seriously when she’d jokingly said she wanted Heiji for Christmas…though the kidnapping really wasn’t necessary. She'd been more aiming towards a picture in her stocking or some such things. Ran had teased her about making her a doll...though what kind of doll Ran had in mind was not quite clear.

Still, she could think of worse things to find under the tree…

purplepythonpurplepython on November 24th, 2010 03:26 pm (UTC)
Y'know, I've always wondered about Santa... After all,

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good, for goodness' sake!

...Kinda creepy, huh? But in this case, I fully condone the stalking and kidnapping. >:3