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07 April 2007 @ 09:04 pm
Fun with Quizilla (DC)  
Title: Fun with Quizilla
Fandom: Detective Conan
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Publish Date: 9/24/2005 through 12/24/2006 (in Short Stack Stories)
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan. But I do have homemade hand-puppets for each character...that's normal, right?





When her father had finally decided to upgrade and get a computer, Ran had been delighted to have the Internet right at her fingers at long last. And within days, she had stumbled across a website chock-full of random quizzes.

She was hooked.

When Hattori-kun and Kazuha-chan had dropped in for a visit, she had played the gracious hostess, and invited them to join in. Even Conan-kun had gotten in on the action, and there were many laughs, gasps, and “what the hell’s” abounding.

Now it was Ran’s turn again. “I think I’ll take—oh, this one!” She clicked. Everyone peered.

The Bitch Quiz.

Conan shuddered. I hope this ends well…

And she began, while everyone watched over her shoulder.

Click, click, clickety, click.

Within a few minutes, she was done and waiting for her results. When it popped up, she frowned.

“I’m a bitch?” she said, confused. That was what the screen said, anyway.

Kazuha-chan patted her shoulder. “That quiz is wrong. You’re not a bitch, you’re Ran-chan!”

Hattori-kun nodded. “Yeah, don’t worry. You’re a sweetheart.”

To everyone’s amazement, Kazuha whirled on him with eyes blazing and the fires of Hell shooting up behind her. “No, she’s Ran-chan! Get it right, asshole!”

The room went dead silent. Then, slowly, Ran moved from the chair and gestured for Kazuha to take a seat. “Would you like to try this one?”